So, a Tie Happened
I have been trying to think of what my emotions are after the Minnesota Vikings and the Green Bay Packers ended up tying on Sunday afternoon, 26 all.
On one hand, I'm just furious. A tie is just as bad as winning at this point in the year, because draft positioning is largely determined by your loss record, not your win record. Think about a playoff scenario. When a team is 9-6-1, they get to sneak into the playoffs over someone who is 9-7 because they haven't lost as many games. It's stupid, but, whatever. A tie would be totally sweet if we were actually playing for something this season, but we're not. Instead, a tie just tickles our prostate and lets other teams be "worse" than us by a technicality. And when we look at our draft watch today, you'll know why, and just how close the Vikings were to locking up the number one pick in 2014.
HOWEVER ........ Boy, when the Packers tie the Vikings in a season like this? That's when you know those guys suck! And it's laughable, and hilarious, and makes me want to wiggle by crotch area in their faces and call them all a bunch of hooker prostitutes. Stupid Packer fans. Eat a bowl of poop, seriously. Without Aaron Rodgers, a questionably heterosexual quarterback, the jack offs in green are no better than a Christian Ponder-led Vikings team. That's .... awful.
But still. What the hell. I'd still have rather lost at this point, but we didn't win either and ... I don't know what's even going on anymore.