Harvin Out Blazing Already? – UPDATE!!

Practice? Wat? Now?

Practice? Wat? Now?

News is coming in this afternoon that Pery Harvin was already missing from the Vikings offseason training camp that began this Friday afternoon. Of course, this can only mean one thing …

BLAZIES!!!

BLAZIES!!!

Percy Harvin already has a hook up. Awwwwwww yeeeeaaaaaahhhh!!

Further, actual, details to come soon …

UPDATE: Apparently, Harvin had Swine flu like symptoms while in an airport in Atlanta, on his way to Minnesota for workouts. He was hospitalized, gang banged, and should be realeased soon. PJD calls bull shit. His symptoms sound like he was either majorly hung over, or that he had the worst case of cotton mouth, EVAH!

Overall, Percy, get better, so we can make Stafford look like a bitch.

PJD

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I once saw Paul Edinger kick a 56-yard field goal for the Minnesota Vikings against the Green Bay Packers to win a game in the Metrodome. It was exhilarating.

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