PJD’s Cold Spell Hump Day Linkstasy

We’re continuing a weekly feature where we fill space by bringing you the best and greatest links from around the interwebs in the last week. Some may have to do with Vikings football. Most probably won’t, though. And at the end, we’ll send you off with our song of the day. Hopefully, this will be a good tool to help you get through this midweek cold spell. I meant the weather, but that also could have alluded to your lack of sexual relations recently.

Any tips, links, laughs, videos, suggestions, Twitter feeds, people to make fun of, Vikings related or otherwise, that you want to see here send to purplejesusdiaries@gmail.com or leave a message in the comments. Totally awesome links after the jump …

Vikings Gab: VG has been doing a mock draft for a while now (they’re on version 6!) and it has really taken off. I, like many other true blooded Americans, love the NFL draft, so pointless shit like trying to predict 32 team picks is usually a good read for me and sometimes will give me a boner. And man, do I love boners!

NFL Films & Sidney Rice: I wish they would broadcast games in the NFL Films style. All artsy with dynamic angles and grainy film with a sexy baritone voice. It could make a game between the Lions and the Bucs exciting right now. Also, the super slow motion in high def doesn’t hurt either. Check out their feature on Squid here though.

Daily Norseman: Oh, hey Packer fans. You are prissy little cunts because you think the Vikings haven’t faced anyone yet? They haven’t won against any good teams? Well fuck you, how about that? Gonzo over at DN breaks down why you’re such an idiot for thinking that.

What Would Tyler Durden Do? Olivia Munn keeps herself in good health. Good for her. Probably don’t click this if you’re at work, unless your boss masturbates in his/her office.

Vikings.com Blog: As pointless as draft speculation is, so is re-doing a draft from last year. Purple Jesus should have been a Brown! … Well, then he’d just be Jesus, because he was black to begin with, you know. Anyway, the Vikings.com blog check in on Sports Illustrated’s recent re-do of the 2009 draft. The Vikings picked swell!

Uni Watch: Scroll down a little ways pass that ugly looking cougar picture. There is a section they’ve been doing where they have redone some NFL uniforms, for better or for worse. The Bills one in this section is ball tickling, but the Viking one is laughably hideous. I love that shit. Can you mock one up better? Send it on and I’ll feature it here.

Pioneer Press: Newly called up Viking J Lehman talks about his name. It’s actually J. Just J. No period. So … I guess it’s just J               ……… if that makes sense.

Here’s your Hump Day music!

PJD

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I once saw Paul Edinger kick a 56-yard field goal for the Minnesota Vikings against the Green Bay Packers to win a game in the Metrodome. It was exhilarating.

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