PJD’s Humping a Misstress Linkstasy

Picture not related, but also hilariously poignant.

We’re continuing a weekly feature where we fill space by bringing you the best and greatest links from around the interwebs in the last week. Some may have to do with Vikings football. Most probably won’t, though. And at the end, we’ll send you off with our song of the day. Hopefully, this will be a good tool to help you get through this terrible midweek slop fest so you can just go home and drink yourself to death.

Any tips, links, laughs, videos, suggestions, Twitter feeds, people to make fun of, Vikings related or otherwise, that you want to see here send to purplejesusdiaries@gmail.com or leave a message in the comments. Totally awesome links after the jump …

Vikings Gab v. Access Vikings: Access Vikings has exploded into a pile of sweltering shit heap since they went to their premium content format. Not only do you have to pay for retarded shit news and terrible writing, but you also pay for stuff that you can find anywhere else on the internet FOR FREE. Vikings Gab chimes in on their sucktitude, which I agree with, and takes some pot shots at the winning “fan blogger”. What, dick jokes weren’t good enough? /yesIsubmittedanentryandyesImgladIwasoverlooked.

Defensive Indifference: Think Brett Favre threw too much against the Bears? Well fuck you, you’re wrong. Really though, DI breaks down how when you run seven million plays in one game and eat up 40 minutes of possession time, your options get pretty limited.

Daily Norseman Kicks Jay Cutler: Good find by DN. Kids can be so damn cruel. Unless they’re passed out in my trunk.

Suicide Watch at Luols Dong: Good people (I think) over at LD, but also very upset sports fans. A good peek into a Chicago fans nightmare. I’m just waiting until I can link to a similar Packers blog … wait, Green Bay fans don’t have computers! Never mind.

Viking Age Playoff Scenarios: I don’t delve into different playoff scenarios much here, because that takes precious, dedicated time which I don’t have because I am usually too busy watching shows like Intervention, but VA did break down the Vikings playoff scenarios here, if you want to take a look at it.

Win a Super Bowl First: We got an e-mail from savethevikes.org to pass on information about a rally at the state capitol in the afternoon on Thursday. I, of course, won’t be attending because I have to work for a living. But if you want to advocate on my lazy behalf, please feel free to find information on how to do so through the link. Also, I like football in HD, so put in one of those Jerry World screens in the new stadium and we’ll talk.

PFT – Tebow in Purple: That’s what Mike Florio at Douche Central thinks. Pure conjecture? Not quite. Rampant rumor mongering? You bet your ass. Interesting, and depressing, none the less.

Uni Watch Notices PJ: Scroll down a little ways to get to the relevant Vikings part. Anyone else notice this about PJ on Sunday? I did not. But if wearing gloves helps him from being such an ass hat, then I am all for it. Will there still be holes in the palms? That’s a crucifixion joke, by the way.

Here’s your send of music. Best of Hump Days to you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrLIuaZC6dY

(Holy shit, look at those people from 1984! It’s like it’s a different universe!)

PJD

About PJD

I once saw Paul Edinger kick a 56-yard field goal for the Minnesota Vikings against the Green Bay Packers to win a game in the Metrodome. It was exhilarating.

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