ZOMG! An athlete that receives accolades and has shitty blogs named after him was caught for speeding! NOOO! I feel so cheated! I also feel like I should be a responsible human being and care about this. 109 in a 55 zone is pretty damn fast, reckless, and dangerous to himself and others around him. What if he were to get in a wreck and ruin our Super Bowl chances? How fucking selfish. Although, he’d probably just recover three days later, anyway. The other part of me thinks that this is going to be made into a minor admonishing news story from the media, but really, when put into perspective with other items of interest this past week, it’s pretty innocuous, which is also why I’m not going to bother writing a funny dick joking post about it, because I don’t really care. Instead, watch that video up top and let’s all laugh at how short Percy Harvin is. Combine height? That’s classic. Also, I think I like the nickname “Squid” for Sid the Kid, so we’ll have to see where that takes us.
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