Clay Matthews Approved!

While Green Bay Packers linebacker Clay Matthews certainly LOOKS like a woman with his beautiful long flowing blond locks, I never would have actually mistaken him for a fembot until he recently posted this on his Twitter page:

That is fly… Take notice women!! RT @JezzicaBe: I need to get the new fly clay matthews jersey… http://twitpic.com/249hkq

The link in the “tweet” of course takes you to the most emasculating looking jersey you may have ever seen, which is also shown here for convenience sake. You’re welcome. However, you may need to quick check your jungle region just to make sure your tackle is still there. Good? OK. Well, Matthews’ is gone, because he has given his support for this garbage.

DERELICTE!!

I’ve ranted about uniforms on here before, and honestly, there’s nothing more disgusting that feminized uniforms. Soooo … apparently women only like to wear pink? And they approve of rhinestones on everything possible? Let me ask you a question. Have you ever met a woman like that? Someone who wears those kind of items and just FUCKING LOVES the color pink? You want to push them into a pile of dead kittens, don’t you?

So, no, Clay, I’ll have to disagree with you on this one. That most certainly is not “fly”. However, being in Wisconsin I can understand if this really is the epitome of fashion.

PJD

About PJD

I once saw Paul Edinger kick a 56-yard field goal for the Minnesota Vikings against the Green Bay Packers to win a game in the Metrodome. It was exhilarating.

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