It’s the Packers’ Bye week … so they have sex with each other.
The Linkstasy is a feature where we fill space by bringing you the best and greatest links from around the interwebs in the last week. Some may have to do with Vikings football. Most probably won’t, though. And at the end, we’ll send you off with our song of the day. Hopefully, this will be a good tool to help you through your week and allow you to waste some of your employers clock time, paying you to read dick jokes. JUST THINK ABOUT THAT.
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Harvin didn’t actually punch Childress’ face in – As much as we all wished it to be true, and as I had just envisioned it yesterday, Harvin didn’t actually punch Childress’ face into his asshole. The idea that they were disputing over whether or not Harvin needed an MRI on his ankle is apparently true, and a whole lot more boring.
Bieniemy to Colorado?! – You’ll notice the question mark in this title, which clearly indicates that this MUST BE TRUE! Well, it’s not, exactly, but think about if Vikings running back coach and former running back at Colorado went to go and coach them. Good idea for us? He DID technically correct Purple Jesus’ fumbling problem, or at least will get the credit, but still forces him to run behind a fullback. I call it a wash. See ya, Bieniemy.
Words of Wisdom with Dennis Green - You know he’s actually still alive and coaching? Yeah, apparently he is. Look out for cameos from Fat Shaft, Daunte Culpepper, the fumbling caterers, and what looks to be Tony Siragusa. FYI, I would totally take Green over Childress right now.
Straight from the whoreses mouths – After the Cardinals game, a lot of players chimed in about how great the win felt, whether they won this game for the Gipper or for themselves, if wearing women’s underpants is part of their turn ons, and more. Vikings Gab compiled a large list of quotes so you don’t have to watch all the videos individually.
Probably needs an update – I don’t read a whole lot of other Vikings blogs. Not because they’re not good, but because after writing a bunch about these shit heads it gets insufferable to read about them too. But Skol Vikes clearly needs an update, unless you’re a Moss Apologist like myself, in which case you can watch the “One Clap” video and buy a “Straight Cash Homey” shirt. Nice.
Listening to rap for the first time … with a writer – This a cool project of NPR’s where they got a literary analyst to read through this book which is coming out that has straight old school rap lyrics without any music or context, and do a review on it. Turns out he loves it, and sees it as poetry, instead of a bunch of gang banging kids I want the hell off of my lawn. Good stuff, if you like rap.
Bear sleeping bag - Do you like to go camping? Are you disappointed that bears don’t rape you while you’re camping in your sleep? Because apparently that’s what this sleeping bag is trying to accomplish. What the fuck.
And now our song of the day!