Your PJD’s Balls Out Tournament Update

You have no idea what I’m talking about? Well, too late.

We are into the Sweet Sixteen with PJD’s First and probably Last Balls Out Tournament for the NCAA Tournament … longest fucking name ever … and as you can all clearly see, you suck and I am much better (looking) than all of you. While I’m sure Kansas bending over like a cat in heat didn’t help anyone’s plans, the rules say that the games must go on. As mentioned before, I was going to buy the winner of this tournament a t-shirt from PJD’s merchandise store but … I already have my own t-shirt. So I don’t know what to do now if I win. And clearly I am going to, because I still retain the most potential to score the most points, with only givechildresstheboot.com coming in anywhere close. I AM SO SMRT!. Anyway, if you have any ideas of what we can do for the second place person, or maybe the last place person (excluding that “I really want a shirt” dick) leave your ideas in the comments.

And remember, the key to victory is complete and utter luck!

PJD

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I once saw Paul Edinger kick a 56-yard field goal for the Minnesota Vikings against the Green Bay Packers to win a game in the Metrodome. It was exhilarating.

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