Game Thread: Vikings vs. Lions

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Clean off your Saturday hangover, girl scouts, it’s the Purple Jesus Diaries Game Thread! Join us today as the Minnesota Vikings travel to play the Detroit Lions sans our heavenly figure, but WITH a quarterback who’s got a gimpy hip. Probably from thrusting too hard, in a girl of all things, while he wasn’t wearing a shirt. How awesome.

It figures to be a real ugly game, with the Vikings having no secondary to speak of and several white players at key skill positions (that’s bad!), while the Lions have their entire defensive line injured and might end up stomping on our faces “accidentally.” Which circus team will be able to pull out a win? Can the Vikings play just well enough to again inspire confidence without actually winning and destroying their draft position? Hope for the best, expect the worst. That’s the Minnesota Vikings.

So get in here and leave your comments smeared all over the place. This team deserves it.

Enjoy the game!

PJD

About PJD

I once saw Paul Edinger kick a 56-yard field goal for the Minnesota Vikings against the Green Bay Packers to win a game in the Metrodome. It was exhilarating.

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