YOU GUYS, I JUST REALIZED THE BEST NEWS YOU COULD EVER HEAR ON A FRIDAY

While reading over the list of Minnesota Vikings free agents I saw this:

Minnesota Vikings

Unsigned players: S Husain Abdullah (RFA), WR Hank Baskett (UFA), OL Ryan Cook (UFA), DE Ray Edwards (UFA), DT Fred Evans (UFA), QB Brett Favre (UFA-retired), S Eric Frampton (UFA), OLB Chad Greenway (FFA), OLB Erin Henderson (RFA), OLB Ben Leber (UFA), WR Greg Lewis (UFA), QB Patrick Ramsey (UFA), CB Lito Sheppard (UFA), FB Naufahu Tahi (UFA), CB Frank Walker (UFA), S Madieu Williams (UFA), DT Pat Williams (UFA), RB Albert Young (UFA).

Key arrivals: Ex-Bears UFA WR Devin Aromashodu, July 29 (one year).

Key departures: UFA WR Sidney Rice, July 29 (to Seahawks); UFA QB Tarvaris Jackson, July 29 (to Seahawks); Cut DT Jimmy Kennedy, July 28.

Key re-signings: UFA PK Ryan Longwell, July 29.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HESNOTTECHNICALLYONTHETEAMANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let’s celebrate:

Add your own celebratory GIFs in the comments, and don’t chincy with me, let’s load this bitch up to celebrate this remarkable discovery. Not re-signing Tahi will be the largest indicator of how large my boner is for Big Leslie.

NO MORE 2-YARD FULL BACK PASSES! NO MOER 12TH MAN! NO MORE HAWAIIANS! HURRAY!

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You guys, we’re free. Enjoy!

PJD

About PJD

I once saw Paul Edinger kick a 56-yard field goal for the Minnesota Vikings against the Green Bay Packers to win a game in the Metrodome. It was exhilarating.

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