As Minnesota Vikings fans, what do we all know? We all know that being a sports fan SUCKS, that your team NEVER wins, that your house is HAUNTED, and that Jesus hates your entire LINEAGE. You may as well just drive a nail into your temple.
It’s because of that why I enjoy laughing at other people’s misfortunes. This video is apparently from a Jimmy Kimmel YouTube contest, where parents had to give the shittiest gifts, or something. I don’t really know, I thought Jimmy Kimmel got replaced by The Roots, but I might be thinking of the wrong show. You think I stay up past 9:00PM? I’m old as hell. Supper at 4, sleep at 8. That’s how I roll. Clearly, these parents won because what type of twisted adults would genuinely buy someone a Packer item? YOU ANIMIALS. Child protection, speed dial, ASAP.
The girl, on the other hand? Maybe the Bears need to sign her, because she’s got a wicked arm. Definitely throws a better deep ball than Jay Cutler. Now, to even out the karma, let’s laugh at this crying Vikings fan:
Lesson? Never have children, as they will be born into a culture full of LOSERS just like you. It’s just not fair.