Let’s All Laugh at Little Girl Sports Fans

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As Minnesota Vikings fans, what do we all know? We all know that being a sports fan SUCKS, that your team NEVER wins, that your house is HAUNTED, and that Jesus hates your entire LINEAGE. You may as well just drive a nail into your temple.

It’s because of that why I enjoy laughing at other people’s misfortunes. This video is apparently from a Jimmy Kimmel YouTube contest, where parents had to give the shittiest gifts, or something. I don’t really know, I thought Jimmy Kimmel got replaced by The Roots, but I might be thinking of the wrong show. You think I stay up past 9:00PM? I’m old as hell. Supper at 4, sleep at 8. That’s how I roll. Clearly, these parents won because what type of twisted adults would genuinely buy someone a Packer item? YOU ANIMIALS. Child protection, speed dial, ASAP.

The girl, on the other hand? Maybe the Bears need to sign her, because she’s got a wicked arm. Definitely throws a better deep ball than Jay Cutler. Now, to even out the karma, let’s laugh at this crying Vikings fan:

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Lesson? Never have children, as they will be born into a culture full of LOSERS just like you. It’s just not fair.

PJD

About PJD

I once saw Paul Edinger kick a 56-yard field goal for the Minnesota Vikings against the Green Bay Packers to win a game in the Metrodome. It was exhilarating.

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