We interrupt our usual jokes about genitalia and fat Packer fans to bring you this quick update…
If you're a fan TEH Purple Jesus Diaries, you'll be happy to learn we've come up with a way get you the freshest, sexiest Vikings content the MOMENT it is posted to our blog. Father Bloguin has teamed up with a mobile device service called "Notice Software" to bring you ALERT ROCKET!! push notifications. I know. It sounds like a dog penis, but it will actually send your mobile device updates with every new PJD post.
Getting this sexy space age tech on your phone takes all of about 20 seconds, and we're here to walk you morons through the steps.
#1 – Visit our site on your mobile device (www.purplejesusdiaries.com, duh) and click the OK button when the widget pops up on your screen.
#2 – Click the view button to download and install the Alert Rocket app onto your phone. It's fine, there's no flesh eating virus that comes with it … Just a phone eating one. SUCKERS!!
#3 – Open the Alert Rocket app to view your push notification subscriptions. You can click on a subscription to change its settings. We recommend setting quiet times so that the alerts don't pop up at inopportune times, like when you're trying to get throat cancer from your wife.
And that's it! It's so simple, even Mistral Raymond could do it.
Now you're all set up and will start receiving updates with each story we post. This feature will be rolling out across the Bloguin Network, so be sure to check out all your favorite sites and sign up for alerts. Or, just read this one because we're clearly the best.
Also, let me know how it works because mobile phones are modern day wizards. Those things are nuts, man.