Have you ever wanted a Vikings themed party bus? Well then this is your lucky weekend, as some random bro on Craigslist is looking to sell his purple short bus in a moving sale.
Think of how cool you'd look driving up to the new stadium in what is being marketed as a "Vikings Short Bus" – YES, a short bus! – that is a refurbished 1993 Bluebird. It only has 100,000 miles on it, but DOES come equipped with a keg-a-rator built in. SWEET! All of this for only $7,950.00 or best offer.
But that's not all!
This amazing Craigslist listing also has older Vikings jerseys on sale, too. Specifics of the jerseys aren't listed, but it does appear in the photo above that there is a collection of Vikings away jerseys hanging together in the back. They do all appear to be the crappy jersey design from the 2006-2012 season, so that can't be worth very much. But hey, I bet you could get a packaged deal between all the jerseys and the Short Bus if you really wanted to.
Here's the full description of the moving sale:
Large Moving Sale – Saturday May 25th at 9am-4pm! Everything Priced to Sell!!!
Vikings Short Bus for Sale – 1993 Bluebird 100K miles with keg-a-rator $7950/BO
Women's clothing sizes 2-10
Many Size 5-6 shoes
Luggage, Purses, coats, winter jackets
Girl clothing sizes 2T-5
Boy clothing sizes newborn to 18 months
Brand New Rubber Watches and Vikings Jerseys
Lamps, Bedding, Housewares, glasses, etc
Chaise Lounge, Sony Stereo plus much much more.
In Golden Valley, close to St Louis Park, New Hope, Crystal, Plymouth
Rubber watches too?! What DOESN'T this guy have!
Now don't be confused. This isn't the famous Vikings Short Bus (there's two of them? What's wrong with you people!) that also appears in the John Randle commercial. That one apparently sold to a new owner last year. You can see if pictures that it is indeed different, as the one for sale this weekend doesn't feature a yellow bumper, and probably less ugly ass horns, too. But now we're splitting hairs. A Vikings Short Bus made for partying is a Vikings Short Bus made for partying.
Anyway, if you decide to head up there Saturday and buy this thing, let us know. I'll pay you like $20.00 so I can paint a big "PURPLE JESUS DIARIES" logo on the side. It'll totally be worth it.