OH MAH GAWWDDD! FOOTBAAWWWL ISSS BACK!
The Minnesota Vikings spent Thursday afternoon arriving in Mankato, Minnesota, for another year of training camp. All the expected rituals were present, including rookies getting shacked up in college dorm rooms they just left, veterans shaking their head at the pomp and circumstance of it all, and fat sweaty white men asking for player autographs for their “kids.” Sure, dude, that helmet that is signed by every player is for your son, no eBay. Totally believable.
Either way, we’re so excited that players are back in a football location where football things typically happen, that we couldn’t wait to jump into a LOLVikes training camp edition: THE ARRIVAL. So here are some of the best shots from the – technically – first day of training camp:
But now that this is all over with, QUIT SCREWING AROUND, PUSSIES. MIKE ZIMMER ISN’T F*CKING AROUND ANYMORE. LET’S GET TO WORK.