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Why Does Adrian Peterson Have Such a Small TV in His Penthouse?

Adrian Peterson has had A YEAR. That includes “allegedly” beating his child, but then also apparently not paying taxes on this property under his name in Houston. BUT WHAT A PROPERTY!     Peterson’s Houston condo – which he either does or doesn’t live at when he’s not in Minnesota? I don’t really know and […]

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BREAKING: The Packers Are Full of Nerds

In a sport dominated by testosterone and frat-boy tendencies, the Green Bay Packers emerge as an outlier in the NFL landscape. No, not because they are the only NFL team to boast being owned by mentally challenged shareholders. No, not because the choke away NFC Championships in unparalleled fashion. No, not because the sexual orientation […]

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Packers Help Break Tons of Records in Epic Loss

As we all gloriously saw on Sunday, the Green Bay Packers choked in epic, Vikings-like fashion against the Seattle Seahawks, losing the game as embarrassingly as a pimple faced virgin shooting his wad down her thighs for the first time. It was an all time classic. Like many of you, I sat there watching my […]

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Fresh Packers-Hate Before Their Playoff Game

Hey! The Green Bay Packers play in the NFC Championship game this weekend. They have flown their cheese-plane off to Seattle, and have their head’s filled with thoughts of Super Bowl appearances and kicking some ass. Of course, none of that is going to happen this year, because this Packers team was gifted another week […]

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Teddy Is Better Than Your ROY QB

After talking a bit about quarterbacks yesterday, I thought we’d chime back in and JUST focus on Vikings rookie QB Teddy Bridgewater, because it’s not fair to discuss him and Christian Ponder in the same post. Or, wait … DAMMIT I JUST DID IT AGAIN! Let’s start over. Vikings rookie QB, Teddy Bridgewater, is nominated […]

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2014 Vikings Review: Hot Quarterback Action

Slowly but surely we are going to get through the positions and players of the 2014 Vikings and summarize just how good (or awful!) they were in 2014. With a final 7-9 record, you can bet that the aggregate results will be “mediocre.” However, you can bet your ass there were some areas that stuck out. Let’s remember […]

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Guess We Just Have To Admit The Packers Are Super Good

Yesterday the Green Bay Packers and the Dallas Cowboys, two of the most insufferable franchises in all of the history of sports ever, played in a playoff game. It was kind of like answering the question “What would you rather have happen, getting punched in the dick or having a finger inserted into your anus?” […]

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Oh, The Refs Screwed You in the Playoffs, Lions?

The NFL Playoffs are in full swing, and once again the Minnesota Vikings are not playing in them. Probably not that surprising. What was KIND of surprising was that the Detroit Lions were playing in the playoffs, and were playing kind of well all season. Right? I mean, the Lions are stupid. As we all […]

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Vikings Sign 2 for futures contract, become immediate contenders

This week has been a busy week for the Minnesota Vikings, including cleaning out their lockers and not playing in the playoffs. Again. But that doesn’t mean everything is casual readings of Kerouac and hand holding sessions. Some people on the Vikings team actually have to work year-round. That includes the Minnesota front office, who […]

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How Bad Were Kevin Seifert’s Preseason Picks?

For those who remember, ESPN.com NFC North blogger Kevin Seifert use to be OUR Kevin Seifert. He worked with the Star Tribune for eight years (up until 2008) and then headed over to ESPN. His departure was way more depressing than Seth Jensen’s (remember him? Of course not), because Seifert was a local kind of […]

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Let’s Watch Teddy Bridgewater’s Gorgeous Bomb to Adam Thielen

Hey! Happy New Year! In 2015, the Vikings have neither won nor lost a game, so, basically, we’re the best ever. More than likely we are all super hung over to bring in the new year, which is just great news. Because of that, we’re going to take a little hiatus, a little holiday break, […]

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