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Patriots vs. Vikings: Mushroom Stamp Winner

This week’s Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval “winner” is none other than starting quarterback Matt Cassel. This, of course, shouldn’t be much of a surprise. You see, Matt Cassel played like complete shit against the Patriots on Sunday. He went 19/36 for 202 yards with a 5.6 pass average, and one touchdown. Yay! A touchdown! Oh, […]

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PJD’s Week 2 Recap: Whoopsie!

WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD. First, looks like I have to change the blog title, huh? Or can we just call Cordarrelle the second coming of Christ? I don’t know whatever. Beyond that, the Vikings lost to the Patriots 30-7 in a fairly obvious series of events that we probably should have all known was coming. […]

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5 Things We Learned from the Vikings First Win of 2014

The Minnesota Vikings took a water pressure washer straight to the balloon knot of the St. Louis Rams on Sunday, 34-6. It was a good way to start off Head Coach Mike Zimmer’s career as the Vikings’ head honcho. He got a road win for a team that hadn’t won on the road since 2012, […]

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PJD’s Week 1 Recap: Defense Ball Hard

I’m not going to go ahead and say that the Minnesota Vikings game against the St. Louis Rams on Sunday was a gimme or anything. No game in the NFL is a cake walk, and weird things can happen to the best teams. Look at the Patriots against the Dolphins. The Patriots somehow ended up […]

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Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Week 1 Preview: 0-0

HIGH FIVE EVERYONE! WE DID IT! Think. For another 140-some odd days, you won’t have to worry about not having football in your life. Instead of salivating over young men running around in yoga shorts, or scrutinizing how great our team looks when playing two hand touch with our second stringers, we actually get to […]

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Vikings Least Douchbaggy, Kind of Sucky in Scientific Graph

Drew Magary has been running through every NFL team prior to the start of the season this week telling everyone how much and why their stupid team sucks over on Deadspin. But it wasn’t until he highlighted the R*dskins this week that we got a bit more insight into where the Vikings fall on the […]

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Reviewing the 2014 Vikings 53-Man Roster

Hey! We’re past Labor Day, and that means the summer doldrums are basically over, and all that non-football garbage can go straight to hell. Why? Because this is a GAME WEEK you stupid octopus. You now, by law, officially, all have to stop talking about baseball, NASCAR, hockey, loved ones, or whatever other stupid shit […]

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Ax Them All: 53-Man Roster Predictions

With the final preseason game in the books… I thought it best that I analyze the remaining roster members and offer the readers of PJD a prediction on the final 53-man roster for the Vikes. This year has been trickier than most – not knowing what exactly Zimmer is looking for, but I took my […]

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PJD’s Preseason Week 4 Recap: The Perfect Finishers

How about this little stat to wrap up the preseason? When the Vikings have finished .500 or better in the preseason, they’ve gone on to finish .500 or better 78% of the time in reg. season. — Minnesota Vikings (@Vikings)

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Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Preseason Week 4 Preview: #FREEPONDER

Soak it in, Vikings fans. DVR tonight’s game with purpose. Put this game in it’s proper context. It may be the last time you get to see your favorite Vikings quarterback throw a pass in purple. Being that this game against the Titans is coming on a short week, with the regular season right around […]

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2014 NFC North Preview: Lions and Vikings

As the 2014 season inches nearer and nearer, Purple Jesus Diaries is going to take a look at the NFC North division to preview the upcoming year. How stiff is the competition? Where do the Vikings rank? How much do I hate every other team? We’ll take a stab at all of that here, relying […]

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2014 NFC North Preview: Packers and Bears

As the 2014 season inches nearer and nearer, Purple Jesus Diaries is going to take a look at the NFC North division to preview the upcoming year. How stiff is the competition? Where do the Vikings rank? How much do I hate every other team? We’ll take a stab at all of that here, relying […]

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PJD’s Preseason Week 3 Recap: Preseason Powerhouse

What is the most confident you have ever been? Have you ever been so confident in an argument that you knew you’d win that you sat back with a shit eating grin on your face, crossed your arms, let some moron run their mouth and rant until days’ end, while you coolly waited to mic […]

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