Many of the offseason questions for the Minnesota Vikings were coming down to if Adrian Peterson would be in uniform or not. Although he made the picture a touch more clear when he attended OTAs earlier in the month, the Vikings are in line to be one of 2015-16 surprise teams with the addition of […]
Now remember, all of you that hated AP during this fiasco are not allowed to cheer for him upon his return. That's how the internet works.
— Purple Jesus Diaries (@PJDiaries) June 2, 2015
Hello, would you like to be depressed? Well, chances are you already are, and chances are this isn’t going to exactly be news to you. But a recent Washington Post article took a look at the 12 major markets across the country that have a major sports team in the four main sporting markets (NFL, […]
Brian Robison, Minnesota Vikings DE who has been with the team his entire 9 year career, has suffered a pectoral injury while working out at the Vikings training facility Winter Park this week. Pectoral injuries are kind of nasty things, things which have sidelined several Vikings players in recent history, including Phil Loadholt and Brandon […]
Yo, did you hear the NFL draft happened? Every team picked at least SOMEone in an attempt to make their teams suck just a little bit less. How great! The Vikings participated in the whimsical event, where Roger Goodell was made to look like a smiling saint on stage instead of an overpaid asshole, and […]
The Minnesota Vikings are officially entrenched in the Teddy Bridgewater era, as the second year quarterback from Louisville will start his first full season in the NFL. Last season, Bridgewater started 12 games (played in 13) and went 6-6 with 14 touchdowns and 12 interceptions. But problems off the field with star running back Adrian […]
Wait, is Adrian Peterson still a Minnesota Viking? Yes he is! Has he been reinstated by the NFL? I think so! Is he apparently pissed off and ready to booty blast the NFL? Sounds like it! And if you have any sense, you will hope to God that this legal-murder happens while Peterson is wearing […]
The 2015 NFL Draft is like, tomorrow or something, and I haven’t looked at a single draft pick all offseason. I mean, I watched like all of the college football in the fall, but that involved a lot of swearing and throwing things, less analysis. So we’re going to start looking at players, like Nebraska’s […]
The 2015 NFL Draft is like, tomorrow or something, and I haven’t looked at a single draft pick all offseason. I mean, I watched like all of the college football in the fall, but that involved a lot of swearing and throwing things, less analysis. So we’re going to start looking at players, like TCU’s […]
Great season Wisconsin, amazing game, really, but seriously go eat shit, all of you. Cry for me.
— Purple Jesus Diaries (@PJDiaries) April 7, 2015
The NFL Draft is still coming up, because every day that passes means that the next day is coming that much closer. That’s how time works for three dimensional beings. Anyway, yesterday we took a look at ranking the draft needs of the team’s offense, and today we take a look at the defense – […]
Holy cow, the NFL Draft is this month. Right? It starts this month? I’m pretty sure it does. And while I’ve largely been busier tracking new Shirtless Vikings players joining the roster through free agency, I guess we also may need to find some potential new Shirtless Vikings who could potentially join that are younger. […]
In an effort to have Green Bay Packers fans really dig deep and come up with another asinine reason for how the Minnesota Vikings are trying to be like the Packers, the Vikings went out and signed a player at a position of need on an affordable contract that OK, MY GOD, JUST HAPPENS TO […]