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SCIENCE! Minnesota Worst Sports Teams In America

Hello, would you like to be depressed? Well, chances are you already are, and chances are this isn’t going to exactly be news to you. But a recent Washington Post article took a look at the 12 major markets across the country that have a major sports team in the four main sporting markets (NFL, […]

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Brian Robison Injured His Pectoral. How He Do Dat?!

Brian Robison, Minnesota Vikings DE who has been with the team his entire 9 year career, has suffered a pectoral injury while working out at the Vikings training facility Winter Park this week. Pectoral injuries are kind of nasty things, things which have sidelined several Vikings players in recent history, including Phil Loadholt and Brandon […]

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2015 NFL Draft-Or-Bust Off: Vikings Select CB Trae Waynes

Yo, did you hear the NFL draft happened? Every team picked at least SOMEone in an attempt to make their teams suck just a little bit less. How great! The Vikings participated in the whimsical event, where Roger Goodell was made to look like a smiling saint on stage instead of an overpaid asshole, and […]

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That Adrian Peterson Trade Rumor You Want To Hear

Wait, is Adrian Peterson still a Minnesota Viking? Yes he is! Has he been reinstated by the NFL? I think so! Is he apparently pissed off and ready to booty blast the NFL? Sounds like it! And if you have any sense, you will hope to God that this legal-murder happens while Peterson is wearing […]

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2015 Who Ya Gonna Draft? – Randy Gregory

The 2015 NFL Draft is like, tomorrow or something, and I haven’t looked at a single draft pick all offseason. I mean, I watched like all of the college football in the fall, but that involved a lot of swearing and throwing things, less analysis. So we’re going to start looking at players, like Nebraska’s […]

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2015 Who Ya Gonna Draft? – Paul Dawson

The 2015 NFL Draft is like, tomorrow or something, and I haven’t looked at a single draft pick all offseason. I mean, I watched like all of the college football in the fall, but that involved a lot of swearing and throwing things, less analysis. So we’re going to start looking at players, like TCU’s […]

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VIKINGS 2015 NFL DRAFT-OR-BUST OFF PREVIEW: DEFENSE

The NFL Draft is still coming up, because every day that passes means that the next day is coming that much closer. That’s how time works for three dimensional beings. Anyway, yesterday we took a look at ranking the draft needs of the team’s offense, and today we take a look at the defense – […]

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Vikings 2015 NFL Draft-Or-Bust Off Preview: Offense

Holy cow, the NFL Draft is this month. Right? It starts this month? I’m pretty sure it does. And while I’ve largely been busier tracking new Shirtless Vikings players joining the roster through free agency, I guess we also may need to find some potential new Shirtless Vikings who could potentially join that are younger. […]

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Roster Moves: Vikings Sign A Matthews Bro

In an effort to have Green Bay Packers fans really dig deep and come up with another asinine reason for how the Minnesota Vikings are trying to be like the Packers, the Vikings went out and signed a player at a position of need on an affordable contract that OK, MY GOD, JUST HAPPENS TO […]

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Yo, Sharrif Floyd Gots Pipes

Did you ever want to wake up to the sound of Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Sharrif Floyd singing in your ear? Of course not, but neither did this guy, and that’s exactly what he got. What the hell am I talking about? Here:

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Roster Moves: Vikings Sign A Shirtless Taylor Mays

The Minnesota Vikings continued their slow burn through free agency last week by making a couple of small peanut signings. Small in dollar amount and likely impact, but BIG in shirtlessness! We’ll be breaking those down this week and slowly but surely getting prepped for the 2015 NFL Draft. That’s still coming up, right? WE […]

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More Vikings Uniform Redesigns Recall Nordic Heritage

With recent news that the Green Bay Packers were granted an opportunity to wear a third alternate uniform in the 2015 season, I dug up some Minnesota Vikings uniform redesigns that I had not seen before. These come courtesy of design firm Baker in Minneapolis, and are from an old 2013 “round table” redesign post […]

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