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Former Viking Jerome Simpson Has His Own Custom Clothing Line

Former Minnesota Vikings wide receiver, Jerome Simpson, certainly burned hard and bright in his time with the Vikings. Coming off of a season with the Cincinnati Bengals where he literally flipped over a guy in order to score a touchdown, Simpson came to the Vikings and did a similar move right away during a preseason […]

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Future Mrs. Stafford Kelly Hall Throws Noice Bachelorette Party

With an upcoming wedding nuptials day of April 4th, Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford and fiancé Kelly Hall are celebrating their final days as swinging young people. And so they are doing what swinging young people do, naturally go to Las Vegas, drink a bunch, and wear sexy swimwear. I mean, Kelly Hall is wearing sexy […]

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An Ode To Shirtless Quarterbacks: Goodbye Christian Ponder

Last week, the Raiders announced that they had signed former Minnesota Vikings quarterback Christian Ponder to a deal in free agency. The deal is for one year, and will see Ponder head to the AFC West. The Raiders relied heavily upon quarterbacks Matt Schaub (who was also released last week after they signed Ponder to […]

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Former Vikings Hope To Attract At 2015 Veteran Combine

This weekend on March 22nd is the NFL’s first “Veteran Combine“, an event that basically will make veteran NFL players feel like second class citizens fighting for their livelihood after poorly managed NFL franchise with terrible coaches likely ran their careers into the ground. So now, potentially decent players have to go through a horse-and-pony […]

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Roster Moves: Trade For Mike Wallace, Cut Greg Jennings

So I’m still playing a little catch up, but thought we should discuss how the Minnesota Vikings did a re-do of the 2013 NFL free agency period when last week they traded for WR Mike Wallace from the Dolphins and subsequently cut WR Greg Jennings. A bit of a whirlwind, so let’s get to the […]

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Vikings St. Patrick’s Day Holiday Card Lines 2015

Hey! It’s the AA National holiday! Right? That’s how this works? Alcoholic Anonymous group attendees get their one free day pass for the year to relapse and drink themselves blind, or at least until they hate themselves again? Great holiday. At least in Minnesota it just means Vikings fans can re-live every Sunday afternoon loss […]

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Roster Moves: Cullen Loeffler Is Still A Viking

Hey. What’s up. Sorry, I took a week off. I had a kid. So there’s that. Anyway, what a dumb week for babies to be born! There was a lot of Vikings free agency stuff that happened, good and stuff that was more on the dumb side that we can justifiably make fun of. I […]

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2015 Vikings Free Agency: Offensive Predictions

Oh, whoa, wait a minute. The NFL Free Agency period starts in … I don’t know, two or five days from now or something? I can’t really tell. Teams can start contacting, and entering into contract negotiations with unrestricted free agents starting on March 7. But nothing can be signed then? Even though it basically […]

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Vikings Trade Matt Cassel’s Wife To Bills

In another effort to make the team worse and less appealing this offseason, the Minnesota Vikings announced on Wednesday that they have traded Matt Cassel’s smoking hot wife Lauren Killian to the Buffalo Bills. The exchange included Cassel’s wife, plus an undisclosed draft and the veteran quarterback himself, in exchange for two undisclosed draft picks from […]

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Vikings Actively Trying To Get Worse By Trading Adrian Peterson

In an effort to try and make the team less competitive and enjoyable to watch, sources have indicated that the Minnesota Vikings “have been attempting to trade Adrian Peterson for weeks.” The 2012 MVP of the league, and 2007 Offensive Rookie of the Year, Adrian Peterson has seen his career take a hard turn for […]

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The Vikings Do Pretty Well At Drafting Hall of Fame Players

Who knew, right? Between this alarming statistic (which we’ll get into below) and the talk last week about how the Vikings are one of the best represented teams in the playoffs historically, you’d almost be fool enough to think that the Vikings are a good team that has a bunch of Hall of Fame players […]

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The Vikings Finally Win (Cheerleader of the Week)!

We did it! The Minnesota Vikings have finally won an award! We won Sports Illustrated’s (Cheerleader) of the Week award! One of our best players (cheerleaders, Kaylee) was recognized by a nationally renown and respected sports authority (dying sports media brand) in print and digital media for their level headed, in-depth, and consistent takes on […]

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