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PJD’s Week Fourteen Recap: We’re Going to the Playoffs!

As was expected: I mean, we better be going to the playoffs. With the team we got? Shit, I would go Wolfman on London if the Vikings somehow missed the playoffs. If they win once there remains to be seen, but at least the Vikings are one of six NFC teams that are assured a […]

Erecting a Mail Dump Reminder

That picture has absolutely nothing to do with anything. It’s just a picture I found of a Transformer with, what looks to be, an erect genital. In robot form, of course. That’s ok by me. I’m just glad it’s from the cartoon instead of from the recent movies, because that would mean that Michael Bay […]

The Black Mexican can Blow My Horn

I’ve made no reservations about my appreciation and love for the Cincinnati Bengals and Chad Ochocinco. I alluded to this back in the Cardinals game preview and I stand by it. Part of the allure historically has always been because of Ocho, The Black Mexican. He’s one of those guys in the NFL you either […]

EJ Henderson Upset that he Missed that Tackle

Note: While I almost threw up because of a mixture of a weak stomach and sickening feeling for Mr. Henderson, this article is by no means here to poke fun at EJ’s injury. Rather, it’s to note that EJ is a total badass, and I’m like 1000% certain this is what’s going through his head […]

Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game Preview: Wrinkly Balls Bowl I!

Watch as the two oldest quarterbacks EVER square off: Come one, come all, but don’t come on me, as the two grayest quarterbacks in the NFL square off in what is bound to be a slow paced game full of missing dentures, broken walkers, and forgetting the plays being called! Al Michaels will fit right […]

QUICK HITS: PJD Mail Dump Reminder – Write in or He’ll Speed!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7d-alwj_1Y ZOMG! An athlete that receives accolades and has shitty blogs named after him was caught for speeding! NOOO! I feel so cheated! I also feel like I should be a responsible human being and care about this. 109 in a 55 zone is pretty damn fast, reckless, and dangerous to himself and others around […]

PJD’s Humping a Misstress Linkstasy

We’re continuing a weekly feature where we fill space by bringing you the best and greatest links from around the interwebs in the last week. Some may have to do with Vikings football. Most probably won’t, though. And at the end, we’ll send you off with our song of the day. Hopefully, this will be […]

Interview with a Pepaw: “This Offense Scares Me!”

Former player and Minnesota Vikings head coach from 1961 to 1966, Norman Van Brocklin has a unique view on the team. When you’re, like, 97 years old or whatever and dead you tend to have seen a lot of things in your time. Often he’ll come by PJD to offer his insight and perspective in his […]

Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game Preview: Out with the Turkeys, in with the Bears

Ok everyone, back to work! Enough of this lazy time spent stuffing your fat face with turkey and bread, and sometime turkey, gravy, bread, cranberry relish and sweet potatoes all at once. You’re fat enough already, muffin top. Let’s get back to doing something important like watching the Vikings roll up on the Chicago Bears […]

QUICK HITS: Half Assed Mail Dump Reminder

Holy Christ, am I full. I might have eaten an entire turkey and maaaayyyybe spent a full moon cycle in the bathroom checking Twitter and prepping myself for dessert. I tried something different this Thanksgiving. Most people try to starve themselves before the big meal of the day so that they are super hungry right […]

PJD’s Thanksgiving Mouth-Meat Party

Sweet baby Purple Savior, this is one of the best days out of the entire year, second to my birthday week (yes, I said week) of course. Thanksgiving is the greatest mash up of everything American that I can think of. Gluttonous food consumption. Lethargy while watching football in from of a television ALL DAY […]

PJD’s Humping Turkey Day Linkstasy

We’re continuing a weekly feature where we fill space by bringing you the best and greatest links from around the interwebs in the last week. Some may have to do with Vikings football. Most probably won’t, though. And at the end, we’ll send you off with our song of the day. Hopefully, this will be […]

Behind Enemy Lines: Detroit Lions Cats Claw up Viking Fans

Ok, that’s a bit of a dramatic title. No, there won’t be any physical violence here, but at PJD we are equal opportunity haters. As much as we’d like to meat-hook Packer fans or watch Bear followers drown in a vat of lard, we also understand that tons of other team’s fans would like to shove […]

Visanthe Shiancoe is Longing to Enter the Gap in MVP Conversation

“Ok everyone, let’s take a step back and lower the flag for a moment. We need to have a meeting of the heads. It’s not like I don’t get it here. I was in the Metrodome with everyone else last Sunday after Favre had just thrown his fourth touchdown pass of the day, and we […]

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