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PJD’s Week 16 Recap: Only Acknowledging Teddy

Yes, I know the Vikings lost on Sunday. Yes, I know HOW they lost on Sunday. Yes, I know most people are tearing into a certain unit on the team like it’s a virgin asshole meeting the Incredible Hulk. I, however, will not be doing that today. Instead, I will be focusing on the positive […]

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Did Someone Really Eat That At The Vikings / Lions Game?

I have been kind enough to include a “feature” image on this post that won’t stick you right in the eye, but for some of the disgusting goodness that is the cesspool called Detroit, Michigan and Detroit Lions fans, go ahead. Scroll down a little bit further in this post, yes, even further below this […]

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Vikings vs. Lions: Mushroom Stamp Winner

Blair Walsh is this week’s Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval winner. Check this out. In Blair Walsh’s rookie year, 2012, he finished the season with a 92.1% field goal percentage. 92% of the time he was good, all the time. That was 35 out of 38 field goals, with 10 of those attempted AND made were […]

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PJD’s Week 15 Recap: How To Become The New Lions

I don’t know, maybe that’s not fair. The Lions of yesteryore have and were completely awful. I mean, they are the only team in the modern era to have gone 0-16. That’s super bad! No one else has done that in recent history. Lions, you’ll always have that! So, no, the Vikings aren’t THAT bad, […]

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Jets vs. Vikings: Mushroom Stamp Winner

OK, obviously I gave it to Jarius Wright, as you can tell by the picture above, but it could have easily gone to any of the guys below: – Teddy Bridgewater: The rookie strikes again late in the game, both with impressive play with 23 seconds left to get the Vikings into a game winning […]

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Mike Zimmer Has Opinion’s on Clocks

How does Mike Zimmer feel about clocks? Here’s another reason – aside from Mr. Zimmer Coach making this defense respectable this year – as to why Mike Zimmer is cool. I think this came after the Chicago Bears game where we all learned that, indeed, the clocks ARE bullshit. There was a malfunction or something […]

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Matt Kalil is Probably Awesome at Flip Cup

Matt Kalil has had a fairly rough season this year, even though he didn’t play awful against the Panthers. Of course, not playing awful isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement, but when you’re Matt Kalil, it just might be! Especially when you’re probably only liked because your mother is a total looker. Either way, by this […]

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Matthew Stafford’s Fiance Kelly Hall Loves Balls

The last time we talked about the Detroit Lions Matthew Stafford’s fiance, Kelly Hall, was probably a while ago. And it probably had to do with her boobs. Which is entirely a legit reason to talk about her. But today, we are talking about her because of another reason, that has nothing to do with […]

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Panthers vs. Vikings: Mushroom Stamp Winner

I’m giving this week’s poop stamp to Everson Griffen, but damn was this a hard choice. For the record, here is what Everson Griffen did for the Vikings on Sunday: – 5 total tackles, 3 of them solo, 2 sacks, 2 tackles for loss, 2 quarterback hits, 1 blocked punt returned for a touchdown That’s […]

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Holiday Bonus Hot Cheryl Kalil Twitter Action!

Y’all may be fed up with Matt Kalil this season (Well, so are we … We did give him a poop stamp earlier this week), but one thing we will NEVER tire of is his hot mom, Cheryl Kalil. So, it is with great regret and a somber apology that I belatedly present to everyone […]

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Happy Vikings Thanksgiving from Purple Jesus Diaries 2014!

Gonna be honest with you. This gets more and more depressing every year. In 2012, we wished you all a Happy Thanksgiving by listing a VERY large list of Vikings and Vikings related things we are thankful for. In 2013 that list was trimmed VERY short, to include only one listing, which was Adrian Peterson? […]

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Packers vs. Vikings: Mushroom Stamp Winner

It feels fair that Matt Kalil deserves the poop award this week, right? Again, I didn’t bother watching this game because I’m an awful fan apparently, OR(!) the outcome was entirely predictable. Either way, as I review the box score and see that third year left tackle, top 10 NFL pick, and double chin fan […]

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