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Vikings Bench Sounds: Uncensored, But Not Really

The Vikings (and the NFL in general) have taken a pleasant turn this offseason as they have started putting team videos up on YouTube. This allows for NFL content on YouTube of higher quality, and also for people to share their product. What a novel idea! If you haven’t, check out the Vikings YouTube channel […]

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When Does the Vikings Playoff Drought End?

If you think about it, the Vikings aren’t THAT bad of a team. I mean, sure, they’ve never won a Super Bowl, but not many teams get to do that. Really, only one team wins the Super Bowl each year, and there have only been 49 total Super Bowls, which means … Well … I […]

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Adrian Peterson vs. Jerick McKinnon – Who Hockey’s Better?

Last weekend, Minnesota Vikings running back Jerick McKinnon went to a Minnesota Wild hockey game. I have no idea why he would do something like this, nor why ANYONE would do something like this. Hockey is a fairly awful sport. There. Truth dropped. Whatever, McKinnon joined Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson as another player […]

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Let’s Imagine If The Vikings Won the 2009 NFC Championship

Good Tuesday morning! Ready to have your heart ripped out through your anus? Let’s take a look at the 2009 NFC Champion Minnesota Vikings championship logo that never came to light because OH GOD WHY. Does that ruin your day? It should. It brings back all sorts of memories of Brett Favre’s penis, Percy Harvin’s […]

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Former Viking Letroy Guion Apparently a Drug Lord

Last Tuesday night in Starke, Florida (Florida: Where only great things happen to you!), former Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle draft pick Letroy Guion was arrested. He was also charged with a couple of felonies. One was for a gun possession. Not great. The other was because of marijuana possession. Oh, haha, sure, I bet he […]

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Brett Favre Says His Best Years Were As A Viking

As if things couldn’t get any WORSE for the Packers … Back in 2009, the Minnesota Vikings signed an aging Silver Fox of a quarterback named Brett Favre. Favre and his Snapchatting donger were last seen in New York, after having spent his career making a name for himself in Green Bay. Favre donned purple, […]

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Packer Fans Still Super Sad About Losing

On Sunday we all watched as the New England Patriots beat the Seattle Seahawks in the Super Bowl. Basically, it was the AFC beating up on the NFC, even though the NFC was given oral sex from the media all year for having the hot, sexy, young quarterbacks in people like Russell Wilson, Colin Kaepernick, […]

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Darrell Bevell Channels His Inner Viking, Loses Super Bowl

As the clock clicked 0:20 seconds left in the 2015 Super Bowl, Darrell Bevell watched as New England Patriots rookie safety Malcom Butler went to the ground after intercepting a Russell Wilson pass. The pass was from the New England one yard line. Seattle had two time outs left, and possibly the best active running […]

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Who Should Vikings Fans Cheer For in the 2015 Super Bowl?

Hey! The NFL’s ultimate game – the SUPER BOWL! – is being played this weekend! And guess what? The Minnesota Vikings …. Well, they are not playing in it. They haven’t played in it for over 35 years. Or, for longer than the majority of you I would guess have been alive. I mean, think […]

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2014 Vikings Review: Running Back Doldrums

Slowly but surely we are going to get through the positions and players of the 2014 Vikings and summarize just how good (or awful!) they were in 2014. With a final 7-9 record, you can bet that the aggregate results will be “mediocre.” However, you can bet your ass there were some areas that stuck out. Let’s remember […]

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2014’s Top Minnesota Vikings Celebrations

The Minnesota Vikings put together a top list of player celebrations from 2014 recently, and assembled them all in a video. Firstly, that’s kind of cool. This is the quirky and fun stuff that other sports teams and leagues do all the time, and the NFL punches in the mouth with an iron fist usually. […]

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