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2014 NFL Draft-or-Bust Off: Vikings Select CB Antone Exum

Once again we’re back to that post-draft sex sheen we all get when we start talking about young men in shorts who are now OURS. And since it coincides with the beginning of the long NFL offseason, we’ll take our damn time in reviewing each Vikings draft pick from 2014. In Purple Jesus Diaries’ NFL […]

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Vikings Fans: Expert Trolls or Incredibly Stupid?

No one ever said football fans were smart. To lose yourself mindlessly in an athletic competition that causes concussions of varying degree during every play, you have to be a little simple-minded, I suppose. I mean, all of us probably are at some level, to some degree. Maybe that’s when we are able to escape […]

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Vikings Fans Overtake Monday Night Raw, Make Fun of Packers

If there’s one great thing about sports and being a sports fan in general, it’s making fun of other sports teams and fans of other sports teams in ever increasing unique and hilarious ways. Maybe you make an entire video talking about how much another team sucks. Or you mow a middle finger in your […]

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2014 NFL Draft-or-bust off: Vikings Select OL David Yankey

Once again we’re back to that post-draft sex sheen we all get when we start talking about young men in shorts who are now OURS. And since it coincides with the beginning of the long NFL offseason, we’ll take our damn time in reviewing each Vikings draft pick from 2014. In Purple Jesus Diaries’ NFL […]

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Buy a Vikings Pot to Piss In

Remember those classy and classic stainless steel metal troughs that drunken, fat, male Vikings fans would rub shoulders next to while they relieved themselves of stale beer and bitched about how the Packers were once again kicking the snot out of us? Well now you can own one of those memories for your home! That’s […]

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Minnesota Wins the Super Bowl (Selection)!

Let this day, May 20th 2014, go down in Minnesota sports infamy. First it was the storied Minneapolis Millers securing their 1896 Baseball Championship. Then it was the Minneapolis Lakers bringing home the NBA title to the State of 10,000 Lakes in 1949 through 1954. The Minnesota Twins even got in on the action, winning […]

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Mike Zimmer Signs Self to Play Defense

It only took three days of rookie mini camps in new Minnesota Vikings’ head coach Mike Zimmer’s first year to decide that the defense he was working with just wasn’t good enough. Too many young players, too many mistakes, too many break downs in pass and run coverage to prove to the new, defensive minded […]

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2014 NFL Draft-Or-Bust Off: Vikings Select RB Jerick McKinnon

Once again we’re back to that post-draft sex sheen we all get when we start talking about young men in shorts who are now OURS. And since it coincides with the beginning of the long NFL offseason, we’ll take our damn time in reviewing each Vikings draft pick from 2014. In Purple Jesus Diaries’ NFL […]

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2014 NFL Draft-or-Bust Off: Vikings Select DE Scott Crichton

Once again we’re back to that post-draft sex sheen we all get when we start talking about young men in shorts who are now OURS. And since it coincides with the beginning of the long NFL offseason, we’ll take our damn time in reviewing each Vikings draft pick from 2014. In Purple Jesus Diaries’ NFL […]

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2014 NFL Draft-Or-Bust Off: Vikings Select QB Teddy Bridgewater

Once again we’re back to that post-draft sex sheen we all get when we start talking about young men in shorts who are now OURS. And since it’s coincides with the beginning of the long NFL offseason, we’ll take our damn time in reviewing each Vikings draft pick from 2014. In Purple Jesus Diaries’ NFL […]

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Trading Adrian Peterson is a Categoricaly Stupid Idea. Here’s Why.

The Monday after the NFL Draft should be a day of excitement for football fans. You have shiny new toys to play with, and imagine how they will all be Hall of Fame players instead of draft busts! It’s exciting. But you know what’s not exciting? When you wake up to every idiot out there […]

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How Athletic is Anthony Barr? Sports Science Takes a Look

We’ll do lots to cover this weekend’s draft throughout the next week, but the biggest head scratcher for some people is that the Vikings took UCLA LB Anthony Barr with their first of two first round picks. Some people were telling me they had never even heard of the guy, which leads me to believe […]

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Vikings Draft OLB Anthony Barr

Dude, we totally predicted that. WHO? The Minnesota Vikings have drafted UCLA linebacker Anthony Barr with the number nine overall pick in the 2014 NFL Draft. Barr joins the Vikings in hopes that he’ll help our defense not suck so bad next year, but that’s a real tall task to ask of a 22-year old […]

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