The Minnesota Vikings are out of the playoff race heading into Week 15, but they can still play spoiler when they take on the Lions in Detroit. While playing spoiler will be Minnesota’s main angle, the Lions are on the opposite side of things, as they try to keep pace with the Green Bay Packers […]
Glad our special teams isn't focused on fighting for human rights anymore. Much more focused.
— Purple Jesus Diaries (@PJDiaries) December 7, 2014
OK, obviously I gave it to Jarius Wright, as you can tell by the picture above, but it could have easily gone to any of the guys below: – Teddy Bridgewater: The rookie strikes again late in the game, both with impressive play with 23 seconds left to get the Vikings into a game winning […]
After failing to move the ball for much of the second half in Sunday’s game against the Jets, Teddy Bridgewater went into overtime tied 24-24 and pulled a Rex Grossman, kind of, when he said, “Fuck it, I’m going bubble screen.” But then the bubble screen went deep – 87 yards deep – to Jarius […]
How does Mike Zimmer feel about clocks? Here’s another reason – aside from Mr. Zimmer Coach making this defense respectable this year – as to why Mike Zimmer is cool. I think this came after the Chicago Bears game where we all learned that, indeed, the clocks ARE bullshit. There was a malfunction or something […]
Matt Kalil has had a fairly rough season this year, even though he didn’t play awful against the Panthers. Of course, not playing awful isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement, but when you’re Matt Kalil, it just might be! Especially when you’re probably only liked because your mother is a total looker. Either way, by this […]
The last time we talked about the Detroit Lions Matthew Stafford’s fiance, Kelly Hall, was probably a while ago. And it probably had to do with her boobs. Which is entirely a legit reason to talk about her. But today, we are talking about her because of another reason, that has nothing to do with […]
I’m giving this week’s poop stamp to Everson Griffen, but damn was this a hard choice. For the record, here is what Everson Griffen did for the Vikings on Sunday: – 5 total tackles, 3 of them solo, 2 sacks, 2 tackles for loss, 2 quarterback hits, 1 blocked punt returned for a touchdown That’s […]
Y’all may be fed up with Matt Kalil this season (Well, so are we … We did give him a poop stamp earlier this week), but one thing we will NEVER tire of is his hot mom, Cheryl Kalil. So, it is with great regret and a somber apology that I belatedly present to everyone […]
Gonna be honest with you. This gets more and more depressing every year. In 2012, we wished you all a Happy Thanksgiving by listing a VERY large list of Vikings and Vikings related things we are thankful for. In 2013 that list was trimmed VERY short, to include only one listing, which was Adrian Peterson? […]
It feels fair that Matt Kalil deserves the poop award this week, right? Again, I didn’t bother watching this game because I’m an awful fan apparently, OR(!) the outcome was entirely predictable. Either way, as I review the box score and see that third year left tackle, top 10 NFL pick, and double chin fan […]
I didn’t actually watch this game. True story. It’s Packers vs. Vikings week, and I couldn’t really find much interest in it. What, do we beat the Packers to go to 5-6 on the season? I guess that would have piqued my interest a little bit, but probably not a ton. And it’s not like […]
Why do I even watch this shit.
— Purple Jesus Diaries (@PJDiaries) November 16, 2014
I gotta give it to Josh Robinson this week, but really, it should be Norv Turner. The Vikings defense didn’t play AWFUL on Sunday. They played bad, certainly, not know the difference between getting off the field on third down and an asshole from a balloon knot. I don’t even know what that means, but […]