Vikings vs. Saints: Mushroom Stamp Winner

In a game where the offense looked as flaccid as your manhood after a night of whiskey, we’re actually awarding this week’s Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval to Captain Munnerlyn. “WHOA, WAIT A SECOND YOU JERK-FACED VIKINGS FAN HATER, CAPTAIN MUNNERLYN HAD A PRETTY GOOD GAME!” Yes, he did. I am a reasonable enough person to […]

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PJD’s Week 3 Recap: We Learned Some Things!

Keeping in line with my revamped game review format, where I spread it across the length of the entire week, just like I do with your mom, I want to take this opening Monday post after the Saints game to put some things in perspective. First, I think we all felt pretty confident that the […]


Actin Cordial: Talking Vikings vs. Saints with Saints Nation

Misery loves company, right? Well, the New Orleans Saints are in a KIND of misery, one where they somehow have a worse record than the Vikings at 0-2, yet are probably – probably EASILY – a more talented team. But, just for a good laugh’s sake, what if they aren’t? I mean, what if they […]

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Mankato Restaurant’s Adrian Peterson Facebook Post Goes Awry

Today’s Game Day Special: “Wear your AP jersey in and you get to SPANK your server!!” Eeeeeeee. In light of the information we all know now, the Mankato restaurant – Weggy’s – probably regrets the post that one of their employees put up on their Facebook page on Sunday. The post, of course, has since […]

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Patriots vs. Vikings: Poetic Loser Haikus

One little known fact: A colorblind quarterback Is a bad QB. Leap, prance, chase and dash, A garden gnome kicked your ass. Cover him, dammit! Filed child negligence. You’re up, Matt Asiata! Pats: Don’t sleep on him. Thanks for the intel. Remember: Throw us some picks, We tag team Gisele. Oh shit, holy shit. Holy […]

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Where I Inappropriately Process the Adrian Peterson Debacle

Listen, this is some real bad news, OK? Probably one of my top-five all time favorite Vikings sounds like he’s got some SERIOUS mental problems. He whips kids up pretty good. I don’t know yet if it’s fair to say he “beats” kids, because that evokes imagery of closed fist punches to within an inch […]

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Patriots vs. Vikings: List of Favorite Vikings

Still basking in the glow of a forceful ass kicking by the Patriots on Sunday, I want to take a moment to revisit my list of favorite Vikings players. I vowed to start doing this after every game to see how long it would take for Teddy Bridgewater to get into the top five by […]


Patriots vs. Vikings: Mushroom Stamp Winner

This week’s Mushroom Stamp of Disapproval “winner” is none other than starting quarterback Matt Cassel. This, of course, shouldn’t be much of a surprise. You see, Matt Cassel played like complete shit against the Patriots on Sunday. He went 19/36 for 202 yards with a 5.6 pass average, and one touchdown. Yay! A touchdown! Oh, […]

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PJD’s Week 2 Recap: Whoopsie!

WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD. First, looks like I have to change the blog title, huh? Or can we just call Cordarrelle the second coming of Christ? I don’t know whatever. Beyond that, the Vikings lost to the Patriots 30-7 in a fairly obvious series of events that we probably should have all known was coming. […]

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5 Things We Learned from the Vikings First Win of 2014

The Minnesota Vikings took a water pressure washer straight to the balloon knot of the St. Louis Rams on Sunday, 34-6. It was a good way to start off Head Coach Mike Zimmer’s career as the Vikings’ head honcho. He got a road win for a team that hadn’t won on the road since 2012, […]

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PJD’s Week 1 Recap: Defense Ball Hard

I’m not going to go ahead and say that the Minnesota Vikings game against the St. Louis Rams on Sunday was a gimme or anything. No game in the NFL is a cake walk, and weird things can happen to the best teams. Look at the Patriots against the Dolphins. The Patriots somehow ended up […]