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OMG, Adrian Peterson Really IS the Wolverine!

Remember when Adrian Peterson first learned about the Wolverine from Matt Kalil in the training room? Peterson learned about Logan’s healing factor, how he can come back from injury like no other and still be as fierce, if not fiercer. Adrian liked that idea so much that he made a custom Vikings “Wolverine” jersey, and […]

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You Won’t Believe the REAL Reason The Vikings Traded Percy Harvin

Since he hasn’t actually played in more then two games since being traded from the Minnesota Vikings to the Seattle SuperSeahawks, it’s easy to forget that Percy Harvin is a football player. Usually, a pretty good one, too. But his injury history, drug abuse history, temperamental history, fighting with coaches history, migraine history, and being […]

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You Ever Notice How Quarterbacks Throw Like This?!

“Yo, check this out! “You ever notice how black guys throw the football like this?” * Mocks taking a snap from a center* Drops back 5-steps with perfect footwork * The whole time keeps his head on a swivel * Checks his first receiving option * Checks his second receiving option * Checks his third […]


Vikings Training Camp Access Day 2: Afternoon Session

I was surprised to learn a few short hours before practice started that Sunday afternoon would host the first full-padded practice for the Viking players. This made me even more eager to watch, because the guys seemed to have a spring in their steps having pads on for the first time in training camp. It […]


Vikings Training Camp – Walkthrough Day 2

Day 2 at Vikings Training Camp was a tad chilly and windy. The conditions weren’t ideal, but it gave me a chance to see all three quarterbacks’ throws as they zinged through the air. It looks like it’ll brighten up this afternoon and the guys might actually get their sweat on. The players trickled on […]


2014 Minnesota Vikings Training Camp Access: Day 1.5

Good evening from Mankato! What a day! We went from heavy rain this morning to sunburnt arms this afternoon. Oh well! Let’s get into it! You know, for some reason I envisioned Mike Zimmer-run Vikings’ practices to be a bit more intense. It was a pretty low-key day for the most part. There were a […]

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2014 Minnesota Vikings Training Camp Access: Day 1

Once again, writer Cristy Brusoe is heading down to Vikings Training Camp for Purple Jesus Diaries to cover all the shenanigans. Here is her first report from Saturday morning practice … It was a wet, rainy morning at Vikings Training Camp. I made the two-hour trek down to Mankato early this morning to catch a […]

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LOLVikes 2014: Vikings Arrive at Training Camp

OH MAH GAWWDDD! FOOTBAAWWWL ISSS BACK! The Minnesota Vikings spent Thursday afternoon arriving in Mankato, Minnesota, for another year of training camp. All the expected rituals were present, including rookies getting shacked up in college dorm rooms they just left, veterans shaking their head at the pomp and circumstance of it all, and fat sweaty […]


VIKTOR the VIKING Packs His Bags for Mankato

Thursday is upon us, and Vikings training camp is near. Today, players start driving down to Mankato, Minnesota, for another training camp to start a season. It’s the best time of the year; everyone is 0-0 in their record, no one has been proven a bust of a player, and the coaches are the smartest […]

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2014 Vikings Training Camp Suck Off: Top 5 Topics on Defense

Feel that bulge in your pants? Yup, football is back! And before you pass out from all the blood rushing out of your head and into that saucy spot between your thighs, let’s take a deep breath and get you prepared for the season. As training camp opens for the Minnesota Vikings this Friday, we’re […]


2014 Vikings Training Camp Suck Off: Top 5 Topics on Offense

Get your mouths ready, Vikings fans. After what science has reported as 37 long months of non-football activities, the NFL finally returns – kind of – this Friday. Yes, annual training camp is upon us, and heading into the 2014 edition of this annual festivity, we have several questions that surround the team. What crap […]

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Vikings Hiding Mike Priefer Report in Place Kluwe Can’t Find

With real football activities beginning again in a week, it was nigh time for that ATTENTION WHORE Chris Kluwe to come back into the Vikings spotlight, stealing the conversation away from real football activities to his own selfish causes. Like sticking up for basic human rights for all people. And demanding respect. YOU’RE SO SELFISH […]

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Minnesota Vikings-Wolves Logo is Super Depressing

What’s worse than following a local team with the worst winning percentage over the last three years? How about following a local team that combines two of the worst local teams with awful winning percentages over the last three years? That’s what we get from this collection of NFL and NBA logo mock ups posted […]

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Once Your Go Black … Vikings Uniform Mocks from 2003

Remember 2003? Those were dark times in Minnesota. We had D’Wayne Bates as a receiver, and Hunter Goodwin caught four receptions that year. What were we thinking?! That was also the year where we started out 6-0, then crapped then bed and lost to the Cardinals in the final game of the season, on the […]