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Vikings Draft OLB Anthony Barr

Dude, we totally predicted that. WHO? The Minnesota Vikings have drafted UCLA linebacker Anthony Barr with the number nine overall pick in the 2014 NFL Draft. Barr joins the Vikings in hopes that he’ll help our defense not suck so bad next year, but that’s a real tall task to ask of a 22-year old […]

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2014 NFL Draft Day: Vikings Draft Promises

The best day of the spring is finally here! After being postponed for some stupid reason in 2014 by the NFL brain trust, the NFL Draft has finally arrived. Baseball takes a back seat, NBA playoffs are pushed back down their rabbit hole as second fiddle, and no one even mentions hockey. Because the NFL […]

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Is Zach Mettenberger the Perfect Vikings Draft Pick?

The 2014 NFL draft is this week, and we’ve kind of done some work in previewing possible draft picks for the Minnesota Vikings. It remains pretty clear to us that the greatest needs are at linebacker and quarterback. That means – depending on how the draft falls, of course – the Vikings could pick anyone […]

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2014 Who Ya Gonna Draft? – Johnny Manziel

The 2014 NFL Draft is fast approaching, so I guess I better actually do something draft related. Today, we look into Vikings draft prospect Johnny Manziel, QB and horse dong owner from Texas A&M. For reference, we’ll continue to bring you some hot sexy draft prospect news in the days leading up to the Vikings […]

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Win 4 Tickets to the Vikings Draft Party

Thanks to one of our faithful readers, we have four tickets to the Minnesota Vikings draft party available as a prize. Enter below to win! One of our favorite readers was unable to attend the Vikings draft party, and wanted to reward Purple Jesus Diaries readers with a little gift. So, they are offering up […]

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2014 Who Ya Gonna Draft? – Teddy Bridgewater

The 2014 NFL Draft is fast approaching, so I guess I better actually do something draft related. Today, we look into Vikings draft prospect Teddy Bridgewater, a QB from Louisville, and the first of many quarterbacks we’ll be looking into for this draft. For reference, we’ll continue to bring you some hot sexy draft prospect […]

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Vikings Top 5 Draft Picks Ever – An Expert Opinion

As we get closer and closer to the 2014 NFL draft, people all over the country like to reminisce about times when their favorite team outsmarted all the other dopes in the NFL and did something good. FOR ONCE. The Vikings are usually the dopes getting outsmarted, but every once in a while they charm […]

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2014 Who Ya Gonna Draft? – Anthony Barr

The 2014 NFL Draft is fast approaching, so I guess I better actually do something draft related. Today, we look into Vikings draft prospect Anthony Barr, an electrifying outside linebacker from UCLA. For reference, we’ll continue to bring you some hot sexy draft prospect news in the days leading up to the Vikings 2014 draft […]

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We Review the 2014 Minnesota Vikings Schedule

Last Wednesday night, the NFL released the 2014 schedule, and it certainly was full of excitement! What better gift could the NFL give it’s fans in April? I mean, aside from a draft that they moved to weeks later for no justifiable reason, but still. Schedule! Cool! This is so exciting! Now, instead of guessing […]

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2014 Who Ya Gonna Draft? – Khalil Mack

The 2014 NFL Draft is fast approaching, so I guess I better actually do something draft related. Today, we look into Vikings draft prospect Khalil Mack, a terrifying outside linebacker from Buffalo. For reference, we’ll continue to bring you some hot sexy draft prospect news in the days leading up to the Vikings 2014 draft […]

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2014 Who Ya Gonna Draft? – CJ Mosley

The 2014 NFL Draft is fast approaching, so I guess I better actually do something draft related. Today, we look into Vikings draft prospect CJ Mosley, an inside linebacker from Alabama. For reference, we’ll continue to bring you some hot sexy draft prospect news in the days leading up to the Vikings 2014 draft selections […]

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Packers Players So Poor They Have to Work at McDonalds

Hey, you know the Green Bay Packers? Yeah, that STORIED franchise that has won a bunch of Super Bowls, that is America’s favorite team, that play in a mud village called “Title Town”, that have just the best, most respectful and super duper players ever? Yeah that one. Their players are such poors that they […]

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