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Remembering a Decade for your Mail Dump Reminder

Well, no one is going to even see this because you crazy kids will all be out partying tonight instead of writing to me with questions or crazy New Year’s Eve stories, but in my half assed attempt to do some sort of year end or decade remembrance on this New Year’s Eve I created […]

PJD’s New Year’s Humping Linkstasy

We’re continuing a weekly feature where we fill space by bringing you the best and greatest links from around the interwebs in the last week. Some may have to do with Vikings football. Most probably won’t, though. And at the end, we’ll send you off with our song of the day. Hopefully, this will be […]

Oh, They’ll Definitely be Playing in the Pro Bowl

via Yesterday the NFL announced their list of players who were awarded the honor of playing in the 2010 Pro Bowl. This list is actually comprised from 2009 NFL teams for a game that is played before the 2009 season’s Super Bowl which is really in 2010, except players from the teams that are playing […]

Purple Jesus Diaries Masturbatory Game Preview: A Childress Story

Please don’t ever schedule the Vikings for a Sunday night game again: So at least we got that going for us tonight, right? In review: the two times the Vikings have played on Sunday NIGHT this year they’ve gotten prison loved worse than Bernie Madoff. However, on Monday nights they have played like a team […]

Technical Difficulties

Can you believe I’m actually posting this from a phone? THE FUTURE IS NOW!! Anywho, my Internet has gone bonkers today, conveniently right when I was about to post the preview. The preview is on it’s way, you just may not get it until an hour before kick off or something. It’ll give you some […]

Purple Jesus and Purple Jesus Diaries Wish you a Merry Christmas

Christmas morning. The most perfect morning of slothfulness. I’ve made a passing mention here that I usually am more tied to the tradition of opening your presents on Christmas Eve. It’s the majority of what I have always done and it’s been mostly fun, except when I had a brother that wrapped up poop for […]

Whoring Myself out for your Mail Dump

Did you just get a bunch of money for your Christmas present?? I bet you did. I bet that you are like most people in the world now that shirk away from the large wrapped items in favor of money filled envelopes because no longer does the large wrapped item mean it’ll be fun for […]

‘Twas the Night Before a Purple Jesus Christmas

While other blogs out there hate you because they’re all Christian pigs that stop blogging for Christmas time, we here at PJD won’t be doing that because we’re stuck at work today during Snow-mageddon with nothing to do, so we’ll pre-write some material for you. HURRAY CAPITALISM! We’re actually just pulling for more site hits. […]

PJD’s Snow-Mageddon Holiday Hump Day Linkstasy

We’re continuing a weekly feature where we fill space by bringing you the best and greatest links from around the interwebs in the last week. Some may have to do with Vikings football. Most probably won’t, though. And at the end, we’ll send you off with our song of the day. Hopefully, this will be […]

PJD’s Week Fifteen Recap: NFC North Champs by Default?

Because the Packers lost, you see: Because without the Packers’ collapse you can bet that this NFC North division race would be hotter than a 19 year old in Cancun during Spring Break. While the Packers lost on a fluky play with zero time left on the clock, the Vikings decided to put their game […]

Dancing for your Mail Dump Reminder

I think there’s about one and a half percent of the population that can actually dance with any talent and the other 98.5 percent dance with PASSION. These two are the latter. The worst people are those that really try to dance but fail miserably. Conan? He fails miserably and LOVES it. Also, he may […]

Purple Jesus Wishes Almost Every Kid a Merry Christmas

It appeared to be any other average day for a handful of children in the Minneapolis/Saint Paul area. Waking up to a cold December morning outside their frosted windows dampened their spirits, but there was a small fire burning in their hearts. For 20 special kids on Tuesday, their December morning just got a little […]

PJD’s Cold Spell Hump Day Linkstasy

We’re continuing a weekly feature where we fill space by bringing you the best and greatest links from around the interwebs in the last week. Some may have to do with Vikings football. Most probably won’t, though. And at the end, we’ll send you off with our song of the day. Hopefully, this will be […]

Handicapping Your Rooting Interests

Son of a bitch. There are only three weeks left in the regular season of the NFL. That makes me furious on multiple levels. First, if you regularly screw the pooch in your fantasy football league than last week’s games either saw you being kindly escorted out of the fantasy playoff door or you simply […]

Zero Insight with Sid Hartman: The Rookies will be Fine, they Played on Special Teams

Occasionally, Purple Jesus likes to check in with geriatric columnist Sid Hartman to see what secular insight the elder architect has included in his daily column. Most likely it is full of piss and vinegar, like the old man himself, but occasionally Purple Jesus comes across nuggets of blank wisdom like this special retardery … […]

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