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Interviews with a Pepaw – Getting Back to our Roots

Former player and Minnesota Vikings head coach from 1961 to 1966, Norman Van Brocklin has a unique view on the team. When you’re, like, 97 years old or whatever and dead you tend to have seen a lot of things in your time. Occasionally he’ll come by PJD to offer his insight and perspective in […]

Hey, Let’s Try a Mail Dump Again

Ben Leber would like to have a word with you … (Also note: Ben Leber, when said fast, sounds like Benlieber, which reminds me of Justin Bieber, which makes me laugh when I think of Ben Leber as Justin Bieber. Whatever.) There was a time, long ago when this blog was on something called a […]

What the Crap is Going on Here and Why Wasn’t I Invited?

This is one of the more recent inside pictures of the MetroDUMP (hahaha) that has been released since Wednesday, when it was also announced that a fourth panel on the Teflon roof gave way like your mom’s belt at an all you can eat buffet. The result was more snow and ice dumping itself all […]

Fantasy Dreams – PJD’s Fantasy Football Divisional Playoffs Update

Does it freak you out that something already says “playoffs” when it comes to football? Because it kind of freaks me out. It freaks me out because it means that soon, very, very soon, football in 2010 will be coming to an end. We’ve already lost college football on Saturday’s, which sucks, and after this […]

VIKTOR the VIKING Reports on the Metrodome Collapse

http://youtube.com/watch?v= AAyLX2hY7E0[/youtube]“HHHHHOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYYYYY CCCCHHHHRRRRIIIIISSSSSSTTTTT!!! “SWEET CRANBERRY STAINED MISSTRESS PANTIES!! Did you guys SEE that SHIT?! WHAT. THE. FUCK. OK, OK … go back to the :10 second mark or so and CHECK ME OUT driving like an ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT ACROSS THE BORDER WITH TEN KILOS OF SWEET, SWEET BLOW STRAPPED TO MY BACK and into the […]

Acting Coridal – Talking Vikings and Giants with UltimateNYG

Once again, Purple Jesus Diaries is happy to work with a Bloguin NFL blog where we preview the upcoming Minnesota Viking football game through the eyes of an opponent. This week we talk with UltimateNYG, a New York Giants blog that kindly reminded us about 41-0. There’s going to be lots of crying in this […]

Fantasy Dreams – PJD’s Fantasy Football Week 13 Update

Want to hear something super depressing? The Fantasy Football regular season is already over for most people, particularly Parole Models, Wilf’s Stache, Rose Gardeners, and Visanthe My Shiancoe, the inaugural losers of PJD’s Fantasy Football League. However, they aren’t the LOSEREST loser. They still have to pillow fight it out for the next three weeks […]

Tweets O’ the Game – Let’s All Watch Favre Die!

I totally forgot that I was going to post these yesterday, so we’re doing them today. Why did I forget, you ask? Largely because I haven’t done them for a little while now. Why I haven’t I done them for a little while now, you ask? Because you’re all a bunch of humorless fucks who […]

Really, Jenn Sterger?

We were all witness, LeBron-Nike style, to Brett Favre getting nearly Darth Maul’d on the third play of the game Sunday afternoon against Buffalo. He went down quicker than an Iowa fan’s wife in the Metrodome. He writhed in pain like a masochist sleeping on a bed of fire ants, and we were all certain […]

PJD’s Game 12 Recap – A Thousand Monkeys Writing a Shakespeare Play

Whoa. What the hell was that?: Did was all just see the same thing? Really? Because I got really excited for a second when I saw Favre come within two heart beats of death on the field after he got absolutely BLASTED. Really, you’re a damn liar if you didn’t get a little tingly watching […]

Acting Cordial – Talking Vikings and Bills with Buffalo Wins

Once again, Purple Jesus Diaries is happy to work with a Bloguin NFL blog where we preview the upcoming Minnesota Viking football game through the eyes of an opponent. This week we talk with Buffalo Wins, a Buffalo Bills blog that is just as cursed as a Vikings fan blog. There’s going to be lots […]

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